i cant believe im still alive lol

chongotheartist:

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

monkeysky:
“ reflae:
“ edharrington:
“My version of the age-old question
”
@ausgoth ”
Come on
”

monkeysky:

reflae:

edharrington:

My version of the age-old question

@ausgoth

Come on

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majestic-peanut:

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

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why u should join my glasses hate club

gruhmblebee:

cons of glasses:
•ears hurt
•smudge on vision
•hot drink makes fogged up
•rain splat on glass
•"just clean them"
•squares on nose when u take them off
•see the edge of the lens
•adjust adjust adjust
•fingerprint
•take them off and world is fuzz
•"wow you are so blind!!“
•forget them weird places

pros:
•see things
•????

ksiouxw:

strixus:

flaredownapp:

Important for spoonies with cats!

Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats.

Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list):

Myoflex
Traumeel
Capzasin

If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694

Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.

samuelmrtn:
“It rained all day but the mountains seemed like home in the storm
”

samuelmrtn:

It rained all day but the mountains seemed like home in the storm

brownmuva:

doaasadek:

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

tagged: +yeah 

skaletal:

self-critical-automaton:

critical-perspective:

terminallydepraved:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

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‘People have literally just always been people’ is genuinely my favorite fact about the world

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.” - Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC